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This is Gary.

He looked at me and says “I want to make hot pants.” Then he cuts them and all he says is: “Does this look a little too sexy? I feel like Rihanna.”

That moment in class when someone talks back to the teacher…

When you’re at the dentist and the dentist stopped in their tracks to talk to a friend while your mouth is wide open…

fromageislove:

you’re just chilling there like:

roflmatt:

When your mom bugs you about your grades then you bring home a decent progress report.